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So after a long hiatus (fucking Tijuana prisons, am I right?) I'm finally working on a new cartoon. It's more or less based on a true story, so that should add some depth to it. Also it's relatable. Also I'm drunk. Also... damn, you're looking good tonight. What is that heavenly scent you have on? Is it spaghettiO's? Mmmm... I love spaghettios.
Anyways, I just finished the script for Illuminaughty 2 (being made by the very talented PunkFruit) so look for that in the near-ish future. Until then, I'm going to pretend I'm funny yet also realize I'm artistically retarded. FAREWELL, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FUCKERS!
So the last 2 months have been very interesting. I bought a house and had to scramble to get moved in, and then I didn't have internet for a month after that so... fuck me, right? Anyways, I'm back now and I'll be here to make shitty cartoons for all of the... one of you that actually give a shit. Yay!
So back in about 2004ish I discovered Newgrounds as a silly 14 year old kid who didn't know what the fuck was going on. Now I'm a much older, more mature 25 year old kid who is still very stupid and doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Regardless, I remember coming here every day when I was in high school to watch new cartoons and play new games and overall, I just fell in love with the idea that anyone can make anything and there was an entire community devoted to it. That being said, I figured I'd try to throw my hat in the ring and make some cartoons to entertain people now that I'm not a broke teenager and have the means to do it. Hopefully what I create will make you laugh, but I'm always open to constructive criticism. I have a long way to go and a lot to learn but that's all good because I drink heavily and have a lot of patience.
tl;dr: I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY STUPID BULLSHIT