Bludphart's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cycles of Terror - Night Owl]

1. Your voice doesn't sound sickly. Your voice sounds like chocolate buttery sex for my ear holes.

2. Now that that's out of the way. I'd honestly love to talk to you about terrorism /anti-terrorism methods and possibly advise on a few inaccuracies (praise in public, correct in private). You certainly seem well versed in the matter, but some extra information couldn't hurt, right?

3. I'm not super keen on Newgrounds being a potentially political platform. I'm not saying that you're taking sides or anything, but every flood starts with some rain drops. I'd suggest to tread carefully.

4. A large portion of this is "animation" is ripped from live footage. Again, Newgrounds is a platform for everybody, and I'm not trying to play gatekeeper or anything, I'm just asking to please respect the intent of the website. I'm not trying to take away from your creation, because it is very well made, but please respect the host of your medium.

5. I probably should have put this first, but God damn, this was very well made. I'm absolutely following this channel to see where it goes.

NightSpaceOwl responds:

Thank you a bunch for the praise! Means allot, thanks for pointing out flaws within the vid and Id love to hear more about it (I have a discord server where I hang out a bunch). And you are probably right on New grounds, maybe its not the best platform for content like this but if it meant getting your response at least it went somewhere.

[Hipster Sex Ed.]

The writing was actually really funny. I'm only giving you 3 stars because I hate go animate on principal. You definitely do have a lot of talent though, keep it up!

AnimationOverload responds:

Glad you liked it. I use GoAnimate, as people are more easily educated by it.

[It's Snapple Time!]

I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. I like how fast paced and snappy everything was, nice job dude!

Abider responds:

Thank you for the kind words and stars, much appreciated!

[REBIDENT EBIL]

Holy fuck this was hilarious! Outstanding work! Also, the menu item descriptions had me dying. "Ever since you took this from your mom's room she's never smiled as much.

Tastes Funny"

- Itchy Tasty Memo (Lost Page)

PhantomArcade responds:

Ha, glad you found that ;)))

[TD-Careless/free]

As usual, this is amazing stuff; I always love listening to your stories!

Would you say that going to college for art honestly helped you, or is it stuff that you could have figured out with google or youtube? I'm not naturally artistically talented, but I'm trying to get better. It's just not working out the way I thought it would.

tl;dr, I hate myself plenty. How do I art more gooder please?

Raziberry responds:

God I wish I had good advice for you. I feel like college helped me, but could I have gotten here without it?
Shit, man...maybe.

[SleepyCast animated : Zach's dad!]

That backflip animation legit made me laugh. I'd rate it higher, but I've heard this so many times. Nice job dude!

EBBlueberry responds:

Glad you enjoyed it!

[Worst Pokemon Moves]

Damn dude, I usually hate sprite stuff, but that was great! Keep 'em coming!

storytellerYT responds:

Wow thanks :)

[The 3 Little Bastards]

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll strangle you with my cock!"

Holy shit dude, I'm in fucking tears laughing at this. Outstanding!

studiodenny responds:

thanks bro! sorry for the late reply, i didnt see this comment till now, glad you enjoyed it. and thanks for the high rating too.

[Shooty Helicopter animation]

It was really simple but executed incredibly well. The rotation of the buildings was super smooth. Great job!

TheOwlQueen responds:

Thanks! I spent a lot of time on it!

[Adventures of Pooperman]

Holy shit! (Sorry I had to)

That was actually really good though, nice work!

Relachi responds:

haha will never get tired of all those shitty puns.

Thank you!